February 1998

This cop from Dekalb County should pull over to the side of I-285 and cite himself for tailgating.
Maybe he hasn't heard, but it's called the 2-second rule, not the .2 second rule.  On the other
hand, maybe I should cut him some slack -- perhaps he was tracking a box of donuts he spotted
in the truck in front of him or something, in which case I wouldn't want to criticize him for carrying
out an official police reconnaissance mission.